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White house raises corpse-tax on oil

(OP-ED) It's not so bad

New Barbie doll supports democracy abroad

Goblet of Fire opens to critical ambivalence, commercial success

Alito hearing causes first instance of partisan bickering since 7:43am

Comic heresy causes uproar, France wimps out again

Pluto declared "kind of a planet," namesake is bummed

United States government launches IPO

Hezbollah sets things on fire to win complete democratic control of government

State of the Union 2007 - Bush to Congress: "We gotta do summin."

NYPD does it by the numbers

Creationists will practice empiricism, but don't have to like it

Intense drama gives Military Commissions Act the go-ahead

Hopper implicated in Iran's nuclear program

Hillary: I'm blacker than Barack Obama

"Scooter" Libby convicted of unprofessional nomenclature

Conflicting stories as to why U.S. Attorneys fired

Britain to black people: “My bad”

Iran displays Bush-like approach to taking prisoners

Blair and Ahmadinejad play chess for lives of British prisoners

Community Spotlight: Cho Seung-Hui

Environmentalists rally around guns

Ruin Your Day: American man discovers genocide in Africa

American pets pose ‘serious threat’ to China

Wolfowitz under fire from girlfriend

Wolfowitz and Riza to star in new FOX sitcom

Bush suddenly declares greenhouse gases part of the 'Axis of Evil'

Boeing announces airborne torture division

God affirms His love for the ignorant

Democracy found dead, Partisan Politics held for questioning

Democrats lead the way in fantasy voting reform

Iranian professors develop breakthrough policy

Supreme Court supports upholds constitutional right to racism

Harry Potter to end on Saturday, fans due to get a life by August

Health care to be resolved when we feel like it

Iraq wins soccer championship, Bush declares war over

President Bush to America: "Read my lips, no new laws."

NASA sends teacher into space, hopes to get rid of more

Petraeus plans to quell sectarian violence with sectarian violence

White house decrees Paris Hilton extremely newsworthy

Surgeons remove Alberto Gonzales

Tony “Snow Job” Snow seeks more lucrative position

Apple announces iPhone price drop, causes old handsets to explode

United Auto Workers threatens to educate members

Bipolar disorder a good excuse to dope kids up

Blackwater: A Retrospective

Wine expert committed, 'danger to self and others'

Second Circle closed for renovation

Buddhist Safety Comissioner rejects money as "unsafe"

U.S. Scientists discover time travel

HRS intervenes in Bush-Musharraf dispute

Department of Defense claims insurgents getting tired

Sixth Circle recruits trig demons to improve educational torture

Texan educator fired and stoned to death over evolution

C.I.A. wasn't never not told not never to don't destroy torture tapes

Iran's lack of nuclear weaponry a severe threat to U.S.

The National Security Agency is watching you read this

Hugo Chavez loses referendum on own omnipotence

Clint-o-bot snaps in New Hampshire

Bush vows to bring peace to the Holy Land at any cost

Undersea culture welcomes recession

American troops slaughter Afghan police, Rambo delivers justice for all

Lack of originality in 2008 State of the Union Address, free money for everyone

Foreclosures ruining lives, banks not to blame

Middle aged suicide increases, researchers point to "life sucking" as cause

Castro resigns, has yet to fake death

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